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Island for Sale!

I happened to spy this in Craigslist for the Columbia Gorge this morning: Eighteen Mile Island is for sale. This is only a few miles up river from where I grew up in White Salmon, and I saw it just a week and a half ago, thinking as I almost always do what it must be like to own your own island in the middle of the Columbia, and if this is even something I’d want to do.

The house is pretty puny for the cost, but I guess it’s quite the pain to haul the building materials over by boat.

And hey, you get no HOA fees for your 1.65 million!

Booze is Good For You

From Instapundit today:

MODERATE ALCOHOL INTAKE reduces Alzheimer’s demential risk. On the other hand, high alcohol intake makes it hard to tell the difference anyway…

First coffee, now alcohol. I guess that makes me a health food nut! Hold the wheat grass tonic, please…

More Attacks on Clean Power in the Columbia Gorge

I posted a few weeks ago about an attack on the possible wind farm going up near White Salmon in the Columbia River Gorge because it was going to kill some bats. Now it’s the view that’s the reason. Let me say this plainly: this Rory Westberg has his priorities really, really messed up. Let’s see: clean power and you can see man made structures from the Gorge, or more reliance upon foreign fossil fuels? It’s so obvious as to be almost stupid to ask. You know, unless you pay attention to Ted Kennedy. He was a big proponent of foreign oil over hurting his view in Cape Cod, Mass. Welcome to the Kennedy Club, Mr. Westberg.

Gosh, I wonder what’s next? The sound of the towers a problem? How about the poor squirrels that might not notice them and bump their little cute heads on the metal? I know! Let’s get more oil out of Saudi sand! That makes a lot more sense!

Sigh.

A Call On My Mobile Phone Last Night

*RING*

Caller: “Warranty extension services. Can I get the make, model and year of your auto please?”

Me: “1965 Ford Mustang.”

Caller: “That year is earlier than what we service, sir. Do you have a newer auto?”

Me: (sounding cheerful) “Nope! That’s my only ride!”

*CLICK*

At least I was fortunate enough to take the time of some actual human being.

Toddler Learning Processes

This is over a week old now, but just now I finally found time to watch this 3 minutes of video on this post over at Baby Babble. If you have a toddler in the house, it’s pretty interesting. The question that researchers were trying to answer was this: do toddlers live only in the present, or do they plan for the future — anticipate events — like adults do? The answer actually has real consequences on how a parent interacts with their child. How you teach them, especially when regards to learning from their mistakes, is impacted. One of Amazon’s many blogs is on the case with this, linking to some research at the University of Colorado at Boulder:

Pretty much every parent has experienced–or in the case of new or soon to be parents, will experience–the frustration resulting from what appears to be their child not listening to them. Of course, while true that children sometimes do not listen to their parents, research recently released from University of Colorado at Boulder claims that there may be something else going on inside your child. In a nutshell that she/he may be “storing information away for later.”


Amazon’s entry has the embedded video, so I’m not going to bother. It’s pretty interesting. I’ll try to remember this with my own toddler.

How Many of These Do You Have?

Every household should have each of these tools, at least according to Popular Mechanics. They lay out the top 50. We probably have 3/4 of these, but I can’t speak to the quality of some of the examples. I purchased some of these when a few bucks was a big deal to me, and I should probably go and replace them with a higher quality item.

An extension cord? How can someone exist without at least five?

You’re Welcome!

From FuturePundit yesterday, this story: Neurotic Men Improve Health of Women. (And no, the reverse doesn’t seem to be true, unfortunately for dudes out there.) You’re welcome, my wife! I can feel you getting more and more healthy every day.

From the linked article:

Conscientiousness is a good thing in a mate, researchers report, not just because it’s easier to live with someone who washes the dishes without being asked, but also because having a conscientious partner may actually be good for one’s health. Their study, of adults over age 50, also found that women, but not men, get an added health benefit when paired with someone who is conscientious and neurotic.

How about making the bed without being asked? Is that a sign of a neurotic man? And how does neurotic map to obsessive-compulsive?

Mmm… Squeez Bacon

ThinkGeek always has the bestest April Fools stuff on the web. Here’s my personal favorite:

Squeez Bacon

Every once in a while a product comes around that puts life into perspective. When we got our first bottles of Squeez Bacon (from Sweden) to taste test, we each had a moment of pure revelation. For years, we had thought that the BBBLBT (Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Lettuce-Bacon-Tomato) sandwich was the pinnacle of gastronomic enjoyment. And suddenly, after a single taste of Squeez Bacon, our world was rocked. Squeez Bacon is imported straight from its Swedish source and delivers taste right out of the bottle – no cooking or refrigeration needed. Enjoy all the flavor and health benefits of bacon, without having to slave over a frying pan.

There’s lots of ‘em, including a rewrite of that classic in Victorian literature: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Finally!

Hot Dog Madness!

I’ll always consider James Lileks to be the pioneer of this particular food genre: the tracking down of horrible foodie ideas from the 50′s, 60′s, or 70′s (usually to pimp particular brands of foods into unnatural and disturbing creations), show them, and proceed to make fun of them (buy the book!). Still, Spanno at Amazon’s Al Dente blog does a fine job of it.

And darn it, the last one (bacon!) doesn’t look that bad, if perhaps a bit difficult to eat. The rest, though — especially the Frankfurter Spectacular — is downright horrible.

Now to get your appetite back, realize there are thousands of very good foodie blogs out there, and lots with pictures. This one, for example, has me prematurely hungry: Parmesan Crusted Chicken with Fresh Spinach Salad. Good Lord yum.

Another Reason to Prepare for Bad Things

My family and I have been taking preparedness more seriously of late. Stocking food, supplies, and starting to learn skills that may be useful if things go bad for us, Portland, the US, the world. It’s incredible that there are people that scoff at such activities, as if they were completely unnecessary. There’s a whole series of events and/or situations that could happen that would make it difficult to take care of yourself and your family for a period of time. Terrorist attack? Pandemic? Hyperinflation? All possible. With our just-in-time food delivery systems, it doesn’t take much to empty shelves at Fred Meyer.

Now, thanks to the New Scientist, we have something else to worry about: space storms, or coronal mass ejections.

IT IS midnight on 22 September 2012 and the skies above Manhattan are filled with a flickering curtain of colourful light. Few New Yorkers have seen the aurora this far south but their fascination is short-lived. Within a few seconds, electric bulbs dim and flicker, then become unusually bright for a fleeting moment. Then all the lights in the state go out. Within 90 seconds, the entire eastern half of the US is without power.

A year later and millions of Americans are dead and the nation’s infrastructure lies in tatters. The World Bank declares America a developing nation. Europe, Scandinavia, China and Japan are also struggling to recover from the same fateful event – a violent storm, 150 million kilometres away on the surface of the sun.

Wonderful, he said sarcastically. File this under, “Yet another reason to take preparedness seriously, not not to depend on Fred Meyer or the United States Government in times of crisis.”