*RING*
Caller: “Warranty extension services. Can I get the make, model and year of your auto please?”
Me: “1965 Ford Mustang.”
Caller: “That year is earlier than what we service, sir. Do you have a newer auto?”
Me: (sounding cheerful) “Nope! That’s my only ride!”
*CLICK*
At least I was fortunate enough to take the time of some actual human being.
